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Why do people wear hoods at night?

Because they have a night-hood.


Teenager:  Dad my boyfriend has turned
into a number.

Dad: His turned 18.

 

Person has ic on a pan.

thats because its a Panic.


Man sends  spells, to a coldren magazine,

because its a which magazine.

 

What fruite says sorry? Apple “apple-ojise”


What do you call a shed full of water? “Water-shed”

 

 What do you call a letter E that moves around? “a Move-e”


Student: miss my hair keeps on standing up? 

Teacher: Now thats a hair raising event.

 

 Child: Mummy my ant is waiting for something? 

Mother: I guess he was ant-isapaiting some thing.


Student: Miss it keeps on raining on me?

Teacher: Simple because you are a rain dear.


 

How do you get rid of people two minutes?

by farting.

 

Astronauts go around in space by what?

Breaking wind.

 

What sounds like a wind?

A bike on full speed.

 

Why do people cover there nose when in Chicago?

Because its a windy city? 

 

What sounds like a wind?

A bike on full speed.

 

Why do people cover there nose when in Chicago?

Because its a windy city? 

 

My shed keeps on crying? 

Because it is shedding tears.  


Why shouldn't to stand behind a broken car?

If breaks wind.

 

 What is the hardest band around?

A Rock band.


There is a new name for Pie chart. 

Its called the Custard chart.

 

 Child: Mummy my ant is waiting for something? 

Mother: I guess he was ant-isapaiting some thing.


Where was the first website made?

On a spiders web.

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