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1

Why do people wear hoods at night?

Because they have a night-hood.


Teenager:  Dad my boyfriend has turned
into a number.

Dad: His turned 18.

 
2

Person has ic on a pan.

thats because its a Panic.


Man sends  spells, to a coldren magazine,

because its a which magazine.

 
3

What fruite says sorry? Apple “apple-ojise”


What do you call a shed full of water? “Water-shed”

 
4

 What do you call a letter E that moves around?

“a Move-e”


Student: miss my hair keeps on standing up? 

Teacher: Now thats a hair raising event.

 
5

 Child: Mummy my ant is waiting for something? 

Mother: I guess he was ant-isapaiting some thing.


Student: Miss it keeps on raining on me?

Teacher: Simple because you are a rain dear.


 
6

How do you get rid of people two minutes?

by farting.

 

Astronauts go around in space by what?

Breaking wind.

 
7

What sounds like a wind?

A bike on full speed.

 

Why do people cover there nose when in Chicago?

Because its a windy city? 

 
8

What sounds like a wind?

A bike on full speed.

 

Why do people cover there nose when in Chicago?

Because its a windy city? 

 
9

My shed keeps on crying? 

Because it is shedding tears.  


Why shouldn't to stand behind a broken car?

If breaks wind.

 
10

 What is the hardest band around?

A Rock band.


There is a new name for Pie chart. 

Its called the Custard chart.

 
11

 Child: Mummy my ant is waiting for something? 

Mother: I guess he was ant-isapaiting some thing.


Where was the first website made?

On a spiders web.

 
12
Why would a person walk sideways down a road?
Because its was a sidewalk.

Man wears trainers when goses to study.
Reason: He was a trainee.
 
13
Why do warewolves like computers?
Because they are Software.

What do you call a person who can't
stop jumping? A long jump.
 
14
Man sees heat comming out
of a persons head. He was just
hot headed.

What do you call a mouse that is mixed
with a machine? A computer mouse.
 
15
Name a villan good at counting?
Count Dracular.

What do you call a rock going
down a hill? Rock & roal
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