Random Jokes


Translate This Page

1

What dose wifi?

Why Is Flying Interesting


What are Search Engines good for?

Finding Car Engines.

 

2

 What man made things can make friends?

Friend ship.


 Where do people keep there books?

In a Log book.

 

3

  New Desert made from fish has just come out

its called the Jelly fish.


  Did you know a man took a birthday card to 

take money out of his account.

 

4

 Horses go to get better?

to the Horspital.


What do you call a ambulance that works 

during the night?

An Pm-bulance.

 

5

 What smells alot?

A comp-peew-ter


What man made thing dose elections?

Electronics.

 

6

What do you call a computerised warewholf?
Software.

What do you call a car robery taking place
on a roof? A high jack.
 

7

What do you call a corndog stuck your knee?

Corney.


What do you call a important government minister?

A Prime Minister.

 

8

What do you call a small phone?

A mincrophone.


What do call a gifted ant?

Tal-anted.

 

9

What do you call a fox nocking

on your door at night? Nockturnal.


Name a profesion where you need a

lot of arms? An Army.

 

10

What manmaged material can you use

in a Court of Law? Concreat (Concreat evidence).


How long dose a representative of the law work?

One year (Lawyear).

 

11

Name a phone that has only one letter?

Iphone.


Man returns his apple ipad claiming someone

has taken a bite out his Ipads logo.

 

12

How can you hear a loud wind?

When it rushes by you.


How do you time travel?

You take a clock where ever you go.

 

13

What food can you find in a computer?
A cookie.

Where can you find a internet server?
in a cloud (cloud server).
 

14

What type of dance do Astranauts when they are

on the moon? The Moon Walk.


Name a intelegent bird?

A Owl (wise owl).

 

15

Which Startrek charactor would be

a good storage device?

Data.


What type of engine can you not phyically touch?

A Search Engine.

                    Follow us on:
 
 

                        Sight Security| New Jokes| Privacy Policy|Contact Us | Link to us

Copyright (C) 2019,Waky Jokes, All rights reserved