Doctor Doctor


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  Doctor Doctor why have you changed your name to Dr Frank?

Simple I wanted to be frank with people.

 

 Doctor Doctor did you know there is an app for doctors?

Yes its called Dr App.

 

 

  Doctor Doctor I feel like a chicken?

Have an egg.

 

 Doctor Doctor my Doctor keeps on pressing me and saying sion?

Thats an Press cription.

 

 Doctor Doctor why do I see doctors standing on 

a yellow line?

Don't you! that an online doctor.

 

 Doctor Doctor I keep on seeing donkeys bottoms?

Well that's just Ass tronomy.  


 

 Doctor doctor I found a bear in my head

I'll bear that in mind


Government changes the name GP to MGP.

Or Major General Practionar.


 

 What do doctors do in there surgeries?

Opperations.


What do doctors give to the Bionic  Man?

                                         Anti bionics.


 

 What dose Dr mean ?

direct return.


 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

 

 

  Doctor Doctor I have a rash on my head?

Thats a rash decision.

 

 Doctor Doctor people keep on ingnoring me?

Next.

 

Doctor Doctor I feel like a chicken?

Have an egg.

 

 Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

 

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

 

 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.  

 

 Doctor doctor I found a bear in my head

I'll bear that in mind.


What part of you body can doctors listen to ?

your heart because they can have a heart to heart.

 

Where dose the name doctor come from?

From the Doc lands.


Why do doctors play with needles?

                           Because they play pock her.

 

What dose Dr mean ?

direct return.


 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

 

 Doctor Doctor your back?

No I'm in front.


Doctor Doctor whats your name?

Who!

 

 Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

 

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

 

 Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

 

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

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