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 We have tooth bits what do computers have?

Gigabytes.


We have Toy-r-us what do computers have?

Binary-r-us.


 
 

 

Matron: Why  is that computer in that bed?

Nurse: Because It has an Virus.


What food can you find in a computer?

A Pie chart.


 
 

Why are computer politically correct?

Because they are PC.


Why do IT people have big heads?

Because they are it.

 

 
 

Son dresses his Computer as an ware-wolf 

becuase  it's an a Hardware.


Teachers use registers to check which students is in 

what do computers use?

A stack Register.


 
 

Man throws log through the window.

Apparently he was logging out.

 

If humans become Ware wolfs what to computers become?

Hardware.

 
 
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