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Man inserts birthday card into machine.

It said enter card


  Woman walks in at home with two of everything?

Apparently it was buy on get one free.

 

 Where do people at the till get there money?

From their ear (cash ear).


 Did you know that tills say until next time when they leave?

 

Man mutters to his partner, "I thought it was going to be  

some small shopping?" Partner replies 12 bags are small shopping.

 

Man spends hours standing on a yellow line whilst shopping.

Apparently he was doing some on-line shopping.

 

  Woman enters a hair pin into the chip and pin device.

Apparently the cashier said enter your pin.

   

 Shop owner sells warm melted chocolate as

hot chocolate.

 

Shop owner complains that customers keep on 

               turning off the lights. Apparently it was an off licence.

 

Group of guys try to lift a high street shop with there hands.

They where trying to do some shop lifting.

 

A man spends all day to find the till for Amazon?

Because he though you have to go toy a real till to buy the goods.


  Name a letter that has a on-line shop?

Letter E. e-bay

 

People uses parts of a coin to buy on-line?

Bit-coin.


 Man types in coat pin when the  site asked enter pin?

 

Now you can buy restaurant food on-line.

Pitty if only it could be downloaded.

 

Man spends hours standing on a yellow line whilst shopping.

Apparently he was doing some on-line shopping.

 

Man stands on a yellow line with a shopping basket.

Apparently he was on-line shopping .

   

 Woman buys several bags on-line.

 Apparently you don't have to carry them home.

 
Man buys loads of lines from a shopping website.
So that he dose not have to go on-line

Man get half of the sofa delivered to him buy

the retailers. Apparently it was 50% off.

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