Shopping Jokes


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1

Man inserts birthday card into machine.

It said enter card


  Woman walks in at home with two of everything?

Apparently it was buy on get one free.

 
2

 Where do people at the till get there money?

From their ear (cash ear).


 Did you know that tills say until next time when they leave?

 
3

Man mutters to his partner, "I thought it was going to be  some small shopping?" Partner replies 12 bags are small shopping.

 

Man spends hours standing on a yellow line whilst shopping.

Apparently he was doing some on-line shopping.

 
4

  Woman enters a hair pin into the chip and pin device.

Apparently the cashier said enter your pin.

   

 Shop owner sells warm melted chocolate as

hot chocolate.

 
5
Shop owner complains that customers keep on 

   turning off the lights.

Apparently it was an off licence.

 

Group of guys try to lift a high street shop with there hands.

They where trying to do some shop lifting.

 
6

A man spends all day to find the till for Amazon?

Because he though you have to go toy a real till to buy the goods.


  Name a letter that has a on-line shop?

Letter E. e-bay

 
7

People uses parts of a coin to buy on-line?

Bit-coin.


 Man types in coat pin when the  site asked enter pin?

 
8

Now you can buy restaurant food on-line.

Pitty if only it could be downloaded.

 

Man spends hours standing on a yellow line whilst shopping.

Apparently he was doing some on-line shopping.

 
9

Man stands on a yellow line with a shopping basket.

Apparently he was on-line shopping .

   

 Woman buys several bags on-line.

 Apparently you don't have to carry them home.

 
10
Man buys loads of lines from a shopping website.
So that he dose not have to go on-line

Man get half of the sofa delivered to him buy

the retailers. Apparently it was 50% off.

 
 
11
Where would you find Darth Mall?
In a shopping mall.

Where can you find a shop?
Online.
 
12
A child wonders why he couldn't hear a
story in a shop?
Because it was a store not a story

What type of shop can you not use a
basket?
An online shop.
 
13
Starwars Darth Mall opens his one
shopping mall.

Man stands on a yellow line with
a shopping basket. Apparently he was doing
online shopping.
 
14
What do you call a negative till?
Untill.

What type of time dose a shop
have? Opening time.
 
15
Man in shop pulls out money
from his year. He was a cashear.

Where is the safest place to shop?
In a shopping mall.
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