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 Man falls headlong into bin.

He was text walking


What dose ***"^&* mean?

Some one is swearing


 

 Whats the oldest text called?

a text-a-saur.


Did you know text is the fasted way.

but you don't need to begin.
 
 

 What the most missed out words?

The vowels.


What non words are used in texting?

Asskey

 

 Whats the most quickest way of texting?

Using know vowels . 


Why do peoples text?

Because you don't need to talk.

 

 Why do people show smiley face?

To show they are happy.

 

Man falls headlong into bin.

He was text walking


 

 Did you know text is the fasted way.

but you don't need to begin. 

 

What's the easiest way of texting?

Miss out all the vowels

 

 What dose ***"^&* mean?

Some one is swearing 


Whats the oldest text called?

a text-a-saur.

 

What dose 80085 spell?

brests. 


What is texting good for?

Shopping list.

 

Man puts lots and abbreviations and images in text.

It looks like Ancient Egyptian writing.


Man received 32 text messages in one go.

Apparently it was one letter per text. 

 

Man send message saying Text message to a friend.

The friend said to Text message him. 


Man walks into pole instead whilst texting.

 
 
 
 
 
 

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