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1

 What is the most joyfull search engine?

Yahoo.

 

What address has the same letter three times?

The world wide web or www.

 

2

  Name one statement that people disagree with?

U are L.


How search engines find websites?

by looking online.


 

3

Name a website that sneezes?

Hay fever website.


When you want to build a house you ask for a 

house builder. Who do you ask when your building a website?

A web builder.


 

4

 What do you need to search the web?

A surf board (surfing the web).


Teacher:  where can you find a  collection of faces?

Facebook.

 

5

Where do you go to see online videos?

On the tube.


What do you call a survey in a strate line.

Online survey.

 

6

 A man finds a bad smelling site for his 

comp-peewww ter.

 

What is the internet version of a waitress?

A server.

 

7

  Now you can catch the train on the internet.

The You tube.


Google creats an new jokes website.

its called the Giggle.

 

8

Man goes on internet finds spiderweb.

Turns out its a website.


www: Worlds Weirdest Worms.

 

9

Web CEO goes to a garage to 

find a search engine


Teacher:  where can you get the internet?

Inside a person.

 

10

What dose URL mean?

U are called L.


Man could not sign in to his accout.

Because he wrote in instead of his user name.

 

11

 Doctor dose x-ray finds a net stuck in a patient.

It turns out its an internet

 

man found going through spiders webs it turned out

it was a web search.

 

12

 Man prints out several spider webs.

Because its a webpage.


Man uploads a log on to the web.

He is Logging in.

 

13

What dose DNA mean?

Do Not Answer.


Man uploads a log on to the web.

He is Logging in.

 

14

 What do you need to go online shopping?

A shopping basket.


 What do you find on a website?

A spider.


 

15

Man herd about getting internet through phone line.

he tries to get online through his phone.


What do you need to go online shopping?

A shopping basket.

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