School Jokes

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Why do students ask daft questions?

to windup teachers.


 What name do teachers call there

text books? Mark


 
 

What type of things do teachers take?

Register.


 What teacher should you not wind up?

PE teachers. 

 
 

   What type of food do maths teachers eat?

Pie chart.


What type of pen do teachers use?

Marker.

 
 

How do you know if a teacher marking 

your work? They will use red pen.

 

 How do teachers punish people?

By giving detention.

 
 

 What is a teachers favourite line?

See me.

 

How do you get a teacher angry?

Ask dumb questions.


 
 
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