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Why do students ask daft questions?

to windup teachers.


 What name do teachers call there

text books? Mark


 

2

What type of things do teachers take?

Register.


 What teacher should you not wind up?

PE teachers. 

 

3

   What type of food do maths teachers eat?

Pie chart.


What type of pen do teachers use?

Marker.

 

4

How do you know if a teacher marking 

your work? They will use red pen.

 

 How do teachers punish people?

By giving detention.

 

5

 What is a teachers favourite line?

See me.

 

How do you get a teacher angry?

Ask dumb questions.


 

6

Teacher: Why have written S A all over the page?

Student: You said to write an SA.


 Form Tutor: What homework have you done

Student: Cleaning, washing, shopping, cooking.

 

7

Deputy Head: Why have you got be loons stuck to your hands ?

Student: I was raising my hand.


 A female teacher is known as Miss,

male teacher is known as Sir,

 What is a Head Teacher known as? Lord

 

8

 Student found eating custard pie in class?

Because he was asked to do a pie chart.


Student brings a picture of Henry 8 to his class.

He was asked to bring in a ruler.

 

9

Teachers find lots of eggs in the egg-xamining room.

 

 Students found jogging around the class room.

Apparently they were doing Jography.

 

10

 Teacher shouts Gym class. A person called Jim replies.

 

Teachers refuse to mark the tests.

Apparently the student called Mark keeps on replying.

 

11

Teacher: Why are you shouting low?
Student: You did say Yellow.

Teacher: Have you brought to register?
Student: No I registerd online.
 

12

Teacher: What class are you in?
Student: Upper Class.

Head Teacher: Why arn't you at assembly?
Student: Because there is a donkey their.
 

13

Form Teacher: Have you studied for
your exams?

Student: Yes I made a few omlets.
 

14

IT Teacher: Why have you told everyone
am it?

Student: Because you are IT.
 

15

Teacher: Why have you drawn a donkey for
your assignment?
Student: You did say Assignment.

IT Teacher: What is a Software?
Student: A computer program that turned
into a warewolf.
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