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New title given to calories. 

Calory count.


Never ask anything from a bean. 

They will spill the beans.

 
 

 Where can you find a jar of jams? 

In a traffic Jam.


A net was found in front of a restaurant.  

Because it was fast food.

 

 
 

Man uses fishing net fo? 

Junk food.

 

Name the fifth type of food? 

Answer: Food E.


 
 

 What food do you find attractive? 

Hot Food.

 

Man found hugging a sandwich. 

Because it was a soft food.

 
 

 Scientist have found that human brains also eat foods. 

Food for the brain.

 

Where would you find a nice cute food? 

In a Sweet food shop.

 
 
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