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New title given to calories. 

Calory count.


Never ask anything from a bean. 

They will spill the beans.

 

 Where can you find a jar of jams? 

In a traffic Jam.

A net was found in front of a restaurant.  

Because it was fast food.

 

Man uses fishing net fo? 

Junk food.


Name the fifth type of food? 

Answer: Food E.

 

 What food do you find attractive? 

Hot Food.

 

Man found hugging a sandwich. 

Because it was a soft food.

 

 Scientist have found that human brains also eat foods. 

Food for the brain.

 

Where would you find a nice cute food? 

In a Sweet food shop.

 

Man found trying to read a chilly pepper.

He got confused with news papper.


New type of food has come out covered in boxing gloves. 

It was hard food.

 

Man found eating food stuck in ice

It was frozen food.

Man finds food with cowboy dresses.

It was Western food.

 

Man found runing whilst eating food? 

Thats because he was having fast food.

 

What is the most attractive food?

Hot food.

 

Local shop wins quickest shop award! fast food


Man sees food flying over head. 

Because thought it was frying food.

 

 Woman found hugging a carton of yogurt.

Because it was a soft food.


Where do you find Jam? 

In a traffic jam.

 

Man found trying to read a chilly pepper.

He got confused with news paper.


New type of food has come out covered in boxing gloves. 

It was hard food.

 

What is the most nicest food

Sweet food.


What food has spring in them?

Spring chicken.

 

Name a food that begins with C? 

Sea food.

 

Where can you get food with flowers?

Waitrose.

 

What food do you need to eat with plants?

Branch.


What food can you carry. 

Curry.

 

 Were can you have food and take a break?

Resturant.


What shape do meals come in? 

Square meals.

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