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Why do people wear hoods at night?
Because they have a night-hood.
Teenager: Dad my boyfriend has turned into a number.
Dad: His turned 18.
Person has ic on a pan.
thats because its a Panic.
Man sends spells, to a coldren magazine,
because its a which magazine.
What fruite says sorry? Apple “apple-ojise”
What do you call a shed full of water? “Water-shed”
What do you call a letter E that moves around?
“a Move-e”
Student: miss my hair keeps on standing up?
Teacher: Now thats a hair raising event.
Child: Mummy my ant is waiting for something?
Mother: I guess he was ant-isapaiting some thing.
Student: Miss it keeps on raining on me?
Teacher: Simple because you are a rain dear.
How do you get rid of people two minutes?
by farting.
Astronauts go around in space by what?
Breaking wind.
What sounds like a wind?
A bike on full speed.
Why do people cover there nose when in Chicago?
Because its a windy city?
My shed keeps on crying?
Because it is shedding tears.
Why shouldn't to stand behind a broken car?
If breaks wind.
What is the hardest band around?
A Rock band.
There is a new name for Pie chart.
Its called the Custard chart.
Where was the first website made?
On a spiders web.
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