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We have tooth bits what do computers have?
Gigabytes.
We have Toy-r-us what do
computers have?
Binary-r-us.
Matron: Why is that computer in that bed?
Nurse: Because It has an Virus.
What food can you find in a computer?
A Pie chart.
Why are computer politically correct?
Because they are PC.
Why do IT people have big heads?
Because they are it.
Son dresses his Computer as an
ware-wolf
becuase it's an a Hardware.
Teachers use registers to check which students is in
what do computers use?
A stack Register.
Man throws log through the window.
Apparently he was loging out.
If humans become Ware wolfs what to computers become?
Hardware.
Did you know my computer takes medicine?
Anti-Virus.
What would you call the son of a processor chip?
A chip of the old block.
Where can you find computer parts?
In a ware-house! (Hardware software).
What is the longest word on a keyboard?
QWERTY
What part of the computer has an knight hood?
A sir cit board.
Man starts eating parts of the computer.
That's because he wanted chips.
If human live in houses and flatsthen
where do mouse live? Mouse pad.
IT person replaces the querty lettered keypad
With house keys.
What is the lasy part of
your computer? DOS.
Did you know computers only use two numbers?
Yes 0's and 1's.
Computer mouse are the only
that don't eat cheese.
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