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Man finds to tables on a tennis court.

It turned out they were playing table tennis.


Man found punching a box. boxing 

(2)

Zoo keeper found waiting at the crossing for their zebra's

Zebra crossing.


What letter is always empty?

S (baron S)

(3)

 Man found counting only women not men. 

because he was a count her.


Mouse traps found in the computer to

catch a mouse in PC.


(4)

 zoo staff found waiting at road crossing

waiting for zebra crossing the road.


Man found skaing a spear backwards

and forwards.

He though it was doing Shakespeare.

(5)


Man found listening to stones roling down hills?

He thought it was a rolling stones.

    Woman found liking the Pub.                           She thought it was public

(6)

Man finds mouse trap on a computer table. They were going to catch a mouse in PC.


Zoo staff found waiting at road crossing

waiting for zebras to cross the road.

(7)

Man found vigerously shaking a long spear. He though is was doing Shakespeare !


Man found listening to stones going

down a hill.

He though it was rolling stones.

(8)

Woman found licking the outside of a pub. She thought it was public.


Person found dressed as Dr Who because

he thought  it was a Tradis.

(9)

Person found dressed as Dr Who because

he thought  it was a Tradis


Explorer finds lots of pen on a large island 
he named it Penencilla.


 
 

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