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My music teacher always makes note I can’t understand.
Musician: When my computer reads my notes it doesn’t understand them.
We like to tune into to thing.
My keyboard doesn’t have in letters or numbers on them.
Friend1: Why are you putting those five letters to getter? Friend2: I’m making music.
Table: You bring music to my ears.
That’s because I’m a piano.
Keyboard: My keys don’t look like normal house keys.
I can’t get any ringtones on my headphones. Thats because its a wrong connection.
Computer: I am making music.
Printer: What type of music. Computer: Electronic music.
Manager: This only works if there’s no strings attached. Guitarist: Then I will have to give up my guitar.
Girlfriend: Why are you screaming?
Boyfriend: I am singing.
My drill is making music. That’s because it’s a musical instrument.
What can you find in a band? Rubber (rubber band).
What do you need for a Disk Jockey (DJ)? A horse.
Can here drumming noises.
It’s coming from your ear drums.
Why do you call a group of loud people? A choir.
What band do you play for? A rubber band.
Where would you find music? In your ears.
What do call a band made out of insects? The Beatles.
Stones keep on falling on the street.
That’s because the Rolling Stones are here.
My band has bubble coming out. It’s a pop band.
My band is made from metal. Heavy metal band.
King Kong is playing in a band,
Dose it have Konga dancing.
Name one thing that musical notes doesn’t have? Letters.
What do you call a calming music?
Classical music.
What can you do with music? Sing.
There’s music coming out of my rocks. That’s known rock music.
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