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People are very scared of Horror-scopes.
What do you need when you look at your
Where can these be found? In the stars.
There is a lot of scope in this field.
This subject is very predictable.
What do you need for a Horoscope? Something scary.
What can you find in Horoscopes? Animals.
Name a country that dose these? All countries.
These things never stay the same.
Mother: Where is your horoscope?
Daughter: In space.
What do call a person who does not
believe in this subject? Sceptics.
appears on every media except
on social media.
Name space bearing fish? Aquarius.
I fear Scorpios because they pinch.
Client: My star
Astrologer: You’re a Leo
This is the only subject that is not grounded.
You cannot predict what is going to happen.
What are Astrologers favorite
What do you call an over-the-top horoscope? Over done.
Name a helpful Horoscope? Useful.
Name a sign that is like a food? Pieces.
My starsign never falls over? Libra.
What shouldn’t you always check? Star signs.
Gemini: I love wearing jewelry.
Friend: I am very skeptical about things.
Astrologer: You must be a Scorpio.
Astrologer: What date were you born?
Client: The fruit date or the other date.
Friend: We use star signs
Friend2: What type of signature dose
our son have?
Astrologer: Its all in the stars.
Including planets, moons, comets extra.
I don’t know
what my star sign is but I
know what my favorite Star signature is.