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 Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!

Teacher: I'll bear it mind


Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,

He called it O-dear.

 
2

Why do monkeys run in circles?

Because they are monkeying around


How do wolfs greet each other?

Howooooooo are you.


 
3

 whats the other way of spelling animal?

any-mal.


Did you know that foxes can dance?

The fox trot.


 
4

What type animals are irritating?

Badgers


Where do dogs live? 

Barking.

 

 
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 Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!

Teacher: I'll bear it mind


Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,

He called it O-dear.

 
6

 Where do pigs put there money?

In a piggy bank. 


What type of cream do they use?

Oink-ment

 
7

 We call going out a days out. What do Pigs call it? 

Pigging out.


What do you call a vampire Pig?

A Count Pigular.

 
8

What do you call a guilty sheep
Sheepish.

             
              What do you call a cream for pigs?

An Oinkment.

 

9

What do Dogs and trees have
in common? They both bark.

What do you call a perfect animal?
Pawfection.
 

10

Why do animals all ways talk about
their tails? Because they are telling tails.

What do you call a pet with a degree?
pet degree.
 

11

What do you call a dangerious cat?
Catastrpohic.

Where can you find a hedge hog?
In the hedges.
 

12

Did you know Hedgehogs have their
own fund? Hedge fund.

What do you call a atheletic cat?
Cat atelet.
 

13

What do you call a horse running in circules?
Horsing around.

What is a Giraffs favourite jewellery?
A necklace.
 

14

What football team to frogs support?
Frogunal.

What do you call a high jumping frog?
A long jump.
 

15

What do birds do?
Tweet.

Where do hogs go to learn magic?
Hogwarts.

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