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 Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!

Teacher: I'll bear it mind


Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,

He called it O-dear.

 


Why do monkeys run in circles?

Because they are monkeying around


How do wolfs greet each other?

Howooooooo are you.


 

 whats the other way of spelling animal?

any-mal.


Did you know that foxes can dance?

The fox trot.


 

What type animals are irritating?

Badgers


Where do dogs live? 

Barking.

 

 

 Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!

Teacher: I'll bear it mind


Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,

He called it O-dear.

 

 Where do pigs put there money?

In a piggy bank. 


What type of cream do they use?

Oink-ment

 

 We call going out a days out. What do Pigs call it? 

Pigging out.


What do you call a vampire Pig?

A Count Pigular.

 

What do you call a guilty sheep
Sheepish.


What do you call a cream for pigs?
An Oinkment.

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