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Egg

Eggs are very good at telling meanings?

egg-splaine.

Doctor my ackel keeps on following me?

Do you have knee-ce?

Doctor whats your name?

Doctor who?

Doctor Doctor I keep on hopping on one leg?

Well Hop to it.

Doctor Doctor I have a rash on my head?

Thats a rash decision.

Doctor Doctor people keep on ingnoring me?

Next.

Doctor Doctor I feel like a chicken?

Have an egg.

Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

Did you know that eggs sit tests?

Eggzam.

Statics can flow through eggs?

Egg-static?

Did you know that eggs get knighthoods?

Egg-night.

Eggs always win cases?

Egg-zonerated.

Why do eggs get do whiled things?

Because they go to egstreams.

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