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Doctor Doctor

Doctor doctor I found a bear in my head

I'll bear that in mind

What part of you body can doctors listen to ?

your heart because they can have a heart to heart

Where dose the name doctor come from?

From the Doc lands.

Why do doctors play with needles?

Because they play pock er.

What dose dr mean ?

direct return

Doctor my ackel keeps on following me?

Do you have knee-ce?

Doctor whats your name?

Doctor who?

Doctor Doctor I keep on hopping on one leg?

Well Hop to it.

Doctor Doctor I have a rash on my head?

Thats a rash decision.

Doctor Doctor people keep on ingnoring me?

Next.

Doctor Doctor I feel like a chicken?

Have an egg.

Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?
Stop Monkeying around.

Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

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